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Oh god, the puns, they burn!
Astorya11: my eyes hurt
ctrlaltdelboom: Hmm?
Dispozition777: really? Why?
ctrlaltdelboom: Am I THAT ugly?
SpazzyFruitBat: get better lighting?
Dispozition777: lol
ctrlaltdelboom: *is hurt*
Dispozition777: yes, you are
ctrlaltdelboom: Meanie.
Dispozition777: yes, I am
Brannigan 777: Dis... stop dissing people
ctrlaltdelboom: Yeah.
Dispozition777: Gah!
ctrlaltdelboom: That would be a dis-aster!
ctrlaltdelboom: AHAHAHAhA!
Brannigan 777: *pulls out Death's post in Playground squares*
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 4 3 1 1 2
Dispozition777: Take that damage!
Brannigan 777: ...any chance at damage reduction?
Dispozition777: None at all
Brannigan 777: okay
Brannigan 777: takes teh 11 points damage
Dispozition777: lolzors!
ctrlaltdelboom: Is that enough to give him a dis-ability?
Brannigan 777: I dis-agree
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 4 3 2 4 4
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 1 1 2 1 3
Dispozition777: Every time you do it
Dispozition777: That's happening
Brannigan 777: That's very dis-honourable, Dis.
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 1 4 4 1 1
Dispozition777: Take the damage foo'
Brannigan 777: Okay, I'll stop dissing Dis' name, because I'm at a dis-advantage
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 3 4 4 4 2
ctrlaltdelboom: These puns are almost enough to put me in dis-pair!
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 4 3 1 3 1
Brannigan 777: rotflmfao
ctrlaltdelboom: Hey, Dis, we want to live! Keep your dis-tance from us!
Dispozition777: I'm gonna make it 5d6 if you keep it up!
Dispozition777: Oh...That's it!
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 6 2 3 2 1
ctrlaltdelboom: Oh, Gods...these puns are a dis-grace to the human race!
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 6 4 1 5 4
Brannigan 777: No dis-respect Dis. We mean it in good humour
Dispozition777: Shouldn't you be dead now?
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 1 5 5 2
ctrlaltdelboom: God.
SpazzyFruitBat: if we keep is up we might all dis-appear!
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 4 4 5 2
Dispozition777: That's it!
Dispozition777: I might have to start dis-sing my self now...
ctrlaltdelboom: Are you trying to dis-member us or what?
Dispozition777: I might well me
Dispozition777: be*
ctrlaltdelboom: Look, we've been dis-armed. We're defenseless!
ctrlaltdelboom: Well?
ctrlaltdelboom: No damage?
Dispozition777: Oh, go dis-appear back into your hole!
ctrlaltdelboom: Maybe if you hit me I'll leave.
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 6 20-sided dice: 16 20 4 17 9 3
ctrlaltdelboom: Gah!
Dispozition777: Your total damge
ctrlaltdelboom: I think I've dis-located my shoulder!
Dispozition777: damage*
Dispozition777: Oooh...Natural 20, that's a crit
Brannigan 777: well, as long as Dis is dis-sing his own name, I find it dis-picible that the puns continue at a dis-approving rate.
Dispozition777: Gah!
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 10 20-sided dice: 9 4 17 1 7 13 13 9 15 7
Dispozition777: DAMAGE!
Brannigan 777: ouchie?
Dispozition777: yes, ouchie
ctrlaltdelboom: Dis, if you keep hurting us, we might have to dis-miss you from the chatroom.
Brannigan 777: criticle ouchie?
Dispozition777: NOOOOO!!!
ctrlaltdelboom: What?
Dispozition777: I suppose I should stop now...But really? I mean...
Dispozition777: The puns are hidious!
Brannigan 777: I shall stop the puns
ctrlaltdelboom: Here, I'll dis-tract you and get your mind off of these puns.
Dispozition777: *twitches*
Brannigan 777: *blams Sneak*
ctrlaltdelboom: *dies*
Dispozition777: Blams?
Superbookman89 has entered the room.
ctrlaltdelboom: Lo.
SpazzyFruitBat: hi!
Superbookman89: Hallo
Dispozition777: Hey-a booky
ctrlaltdelboom: Help us think up dis- puns!
Brannigan 777: Blam = sound from gun shot
ctrlaltdelboom: To make him finally crack under the pressure!
Dispozition777: Ah...Ok
SpazzyFruitBat: so you're the pun olice now?
SpazzyFruitBat: police*
ctrlaltdelboom: Look, Dis. I can dis-patch you with a single fireball. So don't make me do it.
Dispozition777: I have fire resitance
Superbookman89: *dis-tastefully* Is this dis-course dis-cidely what our dis-errtation shall be?
Brannigan 777: ouch!
OnlineHost: Dispozition777 rolled 10 20-sided dice: 3 1 19 14 11 12 19 1 2 4
ctrlaltdelboom: Nice!
Dispozition777: Take damage
Dispozition777: now
Superbookman89: :-D thanks
Brannigan 777: *is dead... er... 1000 fold over*
Brannigan 777: *after adding ALL the damage*
Dispozition777: I've done much damage today
ctrlaltdelboom: Gah...Dis, you're doing even more damage than a dis-placer beast!
Superbookman89: Don't be dis-concerting to the poor boy
ctrlaltdelboom: I'm sorry...
ctrlaltdelboom: I guess I should probably dis-mantle this Pun dispenser machine I just built.
Dispozition777: oh god...You're making me laugh to much@!
Dispozition777: yes, you should
Superbookman89: I'm making Dis laugh? SCORE
Superbookman89: *is special*
Superbookman89: *ed*
ctrlaltdelboom: You're pretty.
ctrlaltdelboom: Pretty funny.
Dispozition777: lol
ctrlaltdelboom: Pretty funny lookin!
Brannigan 777: You're funny, looking pretty
Dispozition777: HAH!

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Death's Rant

But we may have to dis-arm Dis before we dis-able his cool dis-position, although I would hate to dis-allow you your dose of daily fun. There is a dis-claimer on this though, and Dis may get dis-coloured by all the wordplay that dis-tract everyone from the game. The actual contestants may be feeling very dis-comforted at the moment.

The look on Dis' face when he dis-covers these may be dis-tained, he may even dis-embark from our boat of fun dis-gracefully and in be all dis-gruntled, despite his best attempts to dis-guise this, he may even dis-h out some verbal punishment until he gets dis-hearted. Dis-honourable of us really to be talking about him behind his back I guess....

The dis-tinctive lack of his presence makes me dis-incled to go overboard on these puns. We may have to dis-infect this entire thread, and dis-intoxicate the writer of my long speeches/dis-lodge any objects that may be inserted into my skeletonal body. Then again having to do that will make me rather dis-mal, although if he complained to the management I may be dis-robed, dis-missed just for my dis-obedience to the law of the management about not making puns.

I should have thought more about these paragraphs, they are rather dis-organised, I may dis-own them, I'll dis-patch my resignation to the management as we speak, I always wanted to be a lumberjack you know, but Life dis-peled that dis-illution I had.

Life is like that just going around dis-pensing a soul everywhere like they are a dime a dozen, easy to dis-pose though, but that is a matter of dis-pute, I probably are dis-qualified to make that judgment so dis-regard my ramblings. I just like to dis-rupt things everynow and then, without being dis-respectful or dis-sing anyone, or dis-secting things to closely.

Kind of a dis-service I guess. My opinions will just dis-apate into thin air though, dis-olve into your memory and dis-tain your mind forever. Although dis-stilling your mind, while impractical, will get rid of the impurities without dis-infectents, which is a dis-inguished feature.
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From: (Anonymous) Date: December 4th, 2006 12:53 am (UTC) (Link)

Hiya Dis

Hehe. That convo was dis-picible, Dis. Dis-sing your name, that's horrible. I should really dis-courage any such behaviour, but my dis-content has caught the better of me. I ought to be ashamed of myself, taking a shoot at this convo while you're dis-armed, no online dice to deal damage this time Dis. I dis-approve of this whole conversation. I shall dis-engage this line of conversation, for I fear the I will dis-hearten anyone else from commenting on this pun-strousity.

I'm sorry for dis-sing you, Dis.

B-Man
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 17th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

Bet at home

Nice blog, i have added it to my favourites, greetings


From: (Anonymous) Date: December 11th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, that looked like fun. I'm rather dis-appointed I missed out on that convo.

Darn.

Lucky.
lr_bearclaw From: lr_bearclaw Date: January 4th, 2007 05:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I agree. It would be dis-heartening to have it happen... but Dis took it great. Thanks for posting for us all to see. And now.. I shall dis-appear myself. **waves**
From: (Anonymous) Date: January 18th, 2007 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dis-picable.

All those people dis-ing your name? Dis-picable! They should be dis-armed by the Great walrus. And I mean dis-ARMED, like one less limb.

Blogswap! I thought if I posted on yours, you can check out my new one!

http://altharis.blogspot.com/ There's the walrus related link.

Cheers,
Altharis.
From: (Anonymous) Date: January 18th, 2007 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dis, you're name if unfortunate. You should've picked something Oscar Mayer Weiner. 'Cause then we'd all love you too much to diss you dis-astrous name!

-ctrlaltdelboom / Sneak
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
just dis-missing all those insults is a dis-grace to justice. dis-pence your vengence dis-troying all dis-idents. Dis-asterous concequences await if you dis-appoint in your duties. dis-olve any alliances you have with dis lot and dis-emble any structures eddifying them. dis-erving tho' you may be of this mockery, dis-tancing yourself from the dis-plays of wit directed at you will help dis-tract further attention elsewhere.
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